Poison Kitchen Dark Humor Vintage Graphic Tee

Price range: 24.00 $ through 30.00 $

Poison kitchen dark humor graphic tee with retro homemaker art, sarcastic attitude, soft cotton feel, and funny gift appeal.

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 3 customer ratings

(3 customer reviews)

24.00 $ – 30.00 $

Rated 5.00 out of 5

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Size	Width	Length	Sleeve Center Back
S	18.25″ / 46.4 cm	26.625″ / 67.6 cm	16.25″ / 41.3 cm
M	20.25″ / 51.4 cm	28″ / 71.1 cm	17.75″ / 45.1 cm
L	22″ / 55.9 cm	29.375″ / 74.6 cm	19″ / 48.3 cm
XL	24″ / 61.0 cm	30.75″ / 78.1 cm	20.5″ / 52.1 cm
2XL	26″ / 66.0 cm	31.625″ / 80.3 cm	21.75″ / 55.2 cm
3XL	27.75″ / 70.5 cm	32.5″ / 82.6 cm	23.25″ / 59.1 cm
4XL	29.75″ / 75.6 cm	33.5″ / 85.1 cm	24.625″ / 62.5 cm

* All measurements are approximate. ” = inches, cm = centimeters.

This poison kitchen dark humor graphic tee turns a retro homemaker scene into a sarcastic warning label for people with dangerously sharp wit.

Design Hook: The vintage cooking illustration, bold slogan, and moody palette create a funny design with just enough menace to keep dinner guests polite.
Premium Cotton Feel: The premium cotton feel keeps it soft and comfortable for casual days, kitchen chaos, or pretending the recipe was intentional.
Easy Everyday Fit: Its relaxed unisex fit makes it easy to wear with jeans, lounge pants, aprons, or layered under a jacket around town, because apparently meals now need emotional risk management lessons.
Gift-Ready Energy: Great for home cooks, sarcastic friends, Halloween fans, and anyone whose love language is mildly threatening dinner humor.

This tee makes a sharp funny gift while staying comfortable enough for regular rotation. It is backed by a 30-day money-back guarantee for defective or damaged items.

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Weight	0.2 kg
Dimensions	30 × 25 × 2 cm
Style: No selection	Classic, Heavyweight, Premium
Size: No selection	S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL

3 reviews for Poison Kitchen Dark Humor Vintage Graphic Tee

Karen W.

Rated 5 out of 5

4 June 2026

My husband bought this for me as a joke and now I wear it every time I cook for him lol. The retro housewife vibe is absolutely perfect. Print quality...More
My husband bought this for me as a joke and now I wear it every time I cook for him lol. The retro housewife vibe is absolutely perfect. Print quality is insane — colors are so vivid on the black, ink feels totally bonded into the fabric. Comfort Colors heavyweight is the real deal. Already ordered another one.

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Jess F.

Rated 5 out of 5

29 May 2026

Wore this to Thanksgiving and it sent the whole table. My mom wants one now. DTG print is super sharp, the vintage illustration looks even better in p...More
Wore this to Thanksgiving and it sent the whole table. My mom wants one now. DTG print is super sharp, the vintage illustration looks even better in person. No cracking after washing, true to size. Fast shipping. This shop is saved forever.

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Rachel T.

Rated 5 out of 5

1 May 2026

10/10 no notes. This is the funniest shirt I own and the quality matches the humor. Super soft, heavyweight, print is flawless. Ink is matte and total...More
10/10 no notes. This is the funniest shirt I own and the quality matches the humor. Super soft, heavyweight, print is flawless. Ink is matte and totally flat into the fabric. Washed it 3x looks brand new. Sending the link to every woman I know.

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