I’m Alive, B*TCH! Funny Queen Soy Candle

I’m Alive, B*TCH! Funny Queen Soy Candle This candle captures triumphant, no-filter energy with a smiling queen graphic and the phrase “I’m Alive, B*TCH!” It is ideal for customers who love sarcastic confidence, comeback humor, and decor that feels celebratory, bold, and impossible to miss.

CANDLE HIGHLIGHTS

• Features a cheerful queen-style character with a bold comeback slogan
• Made for shoppers who enjoy sass, confidence, and irreverent humor
• Great novelty piece for birthdays, milestone moments, and funny room decor
• Balances playful illustration with a loud personality-driven message

PHYSICAL PRODUCT QUALITY (Premium)

• Printed on a glossy permanent adhesive label for a premium finished look
• 9oz glass jar candle made from a 100% natural soy wax blend
• 100% cotton wick with an estimated 50–60 hour burn time
• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and ASTM compliant

WHAT YOU’LL RECEIVE

• One 9oz scented soy candle in a glass jar
• Black-lid Lumient candle format
• Front label printed with the queen comeback artwork
• An available scent option selected from the candle line

PERFECT FOR

• Funny gifts for friends with big personality and sass
• Birthday gifts, survival jokes, and celebration-themed novelty decor
• Room accents for desks, apartments, and personal spaces
• Anyone who wants a candle that feels triumphant and hilarious

At 5OMSA.COM, bold art deserves a bold product. This candle brings humor, confidence, and gift appeal together in one polished piece.